(Somewhat late for comments, but I have an excuse: my computer crashed last Friday.)

This is a true story. Sad, but true, and all the more sad because it has happened to other people, too. (Who knows, maybe it’s the same man?)

If you feel the need to support this poor soul in his delirium, come join the League Against Dendrological Anachronism, now touting T-shirts and buttons at our brand-new CafePress Shop !