After last week an this week's fiasco, I will only be playing around with the site layout during the week, rather than just before the weekend update. Sorry. But look! We’re green!

No, I’m not that small. Well, okay, I am, but there are whole TRIBES in the rainforests of Africa that are smaller than me. Really.
And Arne is that big. He’s huge. He regularly gets mistaken for tall buildings by air traffic controllers.